Weirdos Of Walmart. Mark Poolos - Full Special

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Weirdos of Walmart are different in every town and Mark Poolos likes to find them all first thing. Whether it's discussing how bad lady farts smell or trying to figure out why deer don't stay away from the highway, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mark Poolos is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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John Peters
John Peters 8 саат мурун
I bought a Turner and Hooch DVD out of the $5 bin at Walmart
The SeasonedTeacher
The SeasonedTeacher 20 саат мурун
You. Are. Funny! 😂👏🏻🎉
Ryan Obray
Ryan Obray Күн мурун
Sounds like Mobile
Nicole Courtney
Nicole Courtney Күн мурун
Me an alcoholic: wtf is rum chata....
Nicole Courtney
Nicole Courtney Күн мурун
This man is FUNNY
Nicole Courtney
Nicole Courtney Күн мурун
I feel like the peeps lady is one of my disowned relatives from Missouri. Disowned for similar offenses...
AhtodaDakota 2 күн мурун
This guy was pretty funny.
Big Brim
Big Brim 2 күн мурун
"What are you eating? ...HELIUM!!!"
Big Brim
Big Brim 2 күн мурун
Great set sir!
live flower
live flower 2 күн мурун
Honey crisp is my favorite apple. This man knows his fruit.
The Invisible Stoner
The Invisible Stoner 3 күн мурун
The funniest part of all of this, right after he was talking about his wife passing gas, I got a febreeze ad.
D Stoakes
D Stoakes 3 күн мурун
So is this a poor man's Jim Gaffigan or did this dude come first and Jim had a better manager?
Ollie Jordan
Ollie Jordan 3 күн мурун
this guy sounds like jim gaffigan even when he laughsl but with a lot more crime committed by him and his family and friends lol yikes!
SPEAKout 3 күн мурун
the deerpark- priceless
Petal Poppy
Petal Poppy 4 күн мурун
I have given up on life but I still never leave the house wearing flip flops and a blanket with sleeves.
Jeramy Rulo
Jeramy Rulo 5 күн мурун
I’m a Walmart employee, and I agree. It’s also hilarious how culture has affected sell restrictions in my area. For instance, I had a prompt come up the other day when a customer rang up White Out from Home Office at my register in Electronics, and it said you have to be 18 to purchase it. What are these people doing with White Out, snorting it?
RElatable LORE
RElatable LORE 5 күн мурун
I lost it at " Jimmy......refill the water!" About 30:00
Catholic faith
Catholic faith 6 күн мурун
I'm watching this while waiting for the blackout you know SHTF scenario. I'm in between videos of Jesus and dry bar comedy. Honestly I'm not sure which way to turn. Should I be praying? Laughing? Or laughing as I'm praying.....
Meukow Kang
Meukow Kang 6 күн мурун
This guy slayed it
Jaemi Bernhardt
Jaemi Bernhardt 6 күн мурун
Just like to inform everyone I have lived in Omaha Nebraska my hole life I’m 23 we don’t have armadillos here bro you hit a possum or someone’s pet like they don’t live here like did you drive by the Henry doorly zoo by chance when you hit it like that would explain some things did you drive in to Texas road house because that’s the only places I ever seen one the one at Texas road house was stuffed lmao
ted foy
ted foy 7 күн мурун
The dells and waterworld is amazing. Was there in 88. Noahs ark was great. I nearly drowned in the wave pool but was saved by lifeguard before things got hairy. Although I was there with the best people which is what made it so memorable. Good times
Jecca Mendo
Jecca Mendo 8 күн мурун
" hes just wearing a headband" hahaha
Jecca Mendo
Jecca Mendo 8 күн мурун
This guy is funny....good comedian!!!
Clorox Bleach
Clorox Bleach 8 күн мурун
I’m the person stacking and organizing the candy in the large bins 😂.
Dark_Khan 223
Dark_Khan 223 9 күн мурун
1st time hearing this guy. Quite the comedian. I’d like a second of your time to talk about your cars extended warranty.
Jennifer S.
Jennifer S. 9 күн мурун
my stepdad actually did the "switcheroo" with a vacuum and a vcr so tht tells u how long ago it was. and the 2 items weren't even the same tht he bought! they returned with no questions!
Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery 9 күн мурун
The guarded format advisably arrange because cart comparably squeeze following a pathetic gate. unaccountable, bumpy jelly
Dani K.
Dani K. 9 күн мурун
Idk if this guy is lucky that he managed to hit a tiny armadillo or that he managed to find one in Omaha Nebraska. Like I didn't even know we had them in the US
Джонатан д
Джонатан д 10 күн мурун
His voice sounds similar to Gaffigan.
Trudy M. Howard Smallbiztaxlady
Trudy M. Howard Smallbiztaxlady 10 күн мурун
4422! lol
Parker Zeigler
Parker Zeigler 10 күн мурун
I miss 3 a.m walmart shopping
Oneeyah Culver
Oneeyah Culver 11 күн мурун
He was definitely very funny
Keely and her crazy wheaten Terrier Birdie
Keely and her crazy wheaten Terrier Birdie 11 күн мурун
I caught the greeter poking fun at people as they walked through the door. Part of me laughed with him and the other part thought hmmmm not good. The funny thing is he would have blended right in. Tales one to know one I suppose.
Keely and her crazy wheaten Terrier Birdie
Keely and her crazy wheaten Terrier Birdie 11 күн мурун
Oops takes one to know one.!
GN0MEofWAR 11 күн мурун
like a modern day Jim Gaffigan the way he talks and delivers! Love it!
Tatchik77 12 күн мурун
This guy was really funny!
Alex Laureano
Alex Laureano 12 күн мурун
He sounds like Jim Gaffigan and he is also super funny 😂🤣
joe rolland
joe rolland 12 күн мурун
He's funny!
padala23 12 күн мурун
Now I know what would happen if Jim Gaffigan and Louis C.K. created a child together
Rush Notthestalenoodles
Rush Notthestalenoodles 12 күн мурун
This dude has great relatable jokes for the struggle as a dad 😂
Tina 13 күн мурун
Fat men should not wear Speedos. But to be honest, NO ONE should wear Speedos.
Tina 13 күн мурун
I am disappointed; our local Walmart is not nearly so exciting.
Vickie Lawson
Vickie Lawson 14 күн мурун
Just started watching but judging by his appearance I'm pretty sure there'd be people thinking he is a Walmart Weirdo.
Doreen Wyatt
Doreen Wyatt 14 күн мурун
He’s funny Walmart and lady farts 💨 too funny he’s good his. Material is good
maryinsanfrancisco 14 күн мурун
For all my purported sophistication, nothing makes me laugh like a good bit about baby poop or farting.
joyce 14 күн мурун
im loving this clean humor! so happy youtube put this in my feed. this guy is great.
I love MLB the show 2020
I love MLB the show 2020 15 күн мурун
It’s nuts in my house right now too bro especially now in 2021
賛成うん 15 күн мурун
Been Griffin
Been Griffin 15 күн мурун
This guy is hilarious! Oh I needed to laugh! Thank you!
Greg Appelgren
Greg Appelgren 16 күн мурун
I’ve been told that Walmart’s have no security cameras at all covering their parking lots. Liability reasons. If anything happens to you then the tapes will be Subpoenaed and Walmart then is afraid of being sued for you name it. Lawyers will sue for everything and anything. It’s much easier for Walmart to simply say “Sorry, we don’t have any security cameras in that area”.
Zeroto Thezero
Zeroto Thezero 16 күн мурун
"He's just wearin' a headband." I laughed so f*cking hard!
Rebelwithoutacause 16 күн мурун
Tom papa 2.0.
Poemi10304 16 күн мурун
It’s not a pair of sweatpants up to your armpits, it’s called a romper!
dell wright
dell wright 16 күн мурун
im 55 and i have never seen any one in the 3 wallmarts i have shopped in looking like he is telling us ,,,,,,,bsssss
DeAnne McCarty
DeAnne McCarty 17 күн мурун
As with a lot of these REALLY FUNNY comedians, I don’t understand the 👎🏼 votes!! This guy is really funny!!
Frodo Lives
Frodo Lives 17 күн мурун
He kind of sounds like Jim Gaffigan
Cruizer Brony
Cruizer Brony 17 күн мурун
I would call this call Diet Jim Gaffigan but neither of those guys are diet.
Source Hauntings
Source Hauntings 18 күн мурун
Oh my god he’s funny
Roger Sledz
Roger Sledz 18 күн мурун
Thank you so much Dry Bar for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!
Roger Sledz
Roger Sledz 18 күн мурун
Masks PROTECT YOU and people around you!
Scott’s Aerial Videos
Scott’s Aerial Videos 18 күн мурун
I’m a vendor at Walmart and agree 10000% Saw a 425-450 pounder with short shorts and a Minnie Mouse t-shirt. They should not make either of those in men’s XXXXXL
StephBer1 18 күн мурун
Our Australian Kangaroos are the equivalent of your deer. Not as big but just as determined to take on a car. Driving on some highways in the outback is like a scene from Kangaroo Armageddon.
Tanarra Mason
Tanarra Mason 19 күн мурун
Update: My phone does lock/unlock and start my car...😳
AllThat Remains
AllThat Remains 19 күн мурун
“Taking a shower with a cat and a toddler.” I died!😂
j v
j v 20 күн мурун
"another drinking car" this guy is spreading some of the worst ideas..
Martin Aurik
Martin Aurik 20 күн мурун
Fart Jokes never got old😂🤣😂
VidzGorilla 20 күн мурун
Great Video - Checkout my Channel for my Walmart Videos
Jeff Drum
Jeff Drum 20 күн мурун
Detecting a little JGaff up in here... very funny dude!
William Williams
William Williams 20 күн мурун
The laugh machine is brutal. Sounds like a nut house.
mmmw117 Marian
mmmw117 Marian 20 күн мурун
I once wore a dinosaur mask to Walmart. New normal. One day I wore a box on my head. Gotta add to the weird. Yeah yeah, I'll wear a mask you Walmart nutcases. >:)
Pascale Peguero
Pascale Peguero 20 күн мурун
Funny guy😄😄😄
Kee To
Kee To 20 күн мурун
Straight up felt attacked by the $5 movie bins joke. 😆
tiny99990 21 күн мурун
If a clown spider showed up within a 100 sq mi radius of me I'd probably die as well...
Wublic Indecency
Wublic Indecency 22 күн мурун
I'm gonna go buy a new drinking car Me: these people are true big brains
Julian Blaq
Julian Blaq 22 күн мурун
His fart bit is hilarious I have a very similar bit about my ex lol we named the farts it you could smell them an hour later lol
Ryan Elliott
Ryan Elliott 22 күн мурун
I do the switch a roo all the time but I’m not old
Sandra Sherman
Sandra Sherman 22 күн мурун
This guy is so funny. His timing is great.
ElizabethGronlund& GachaGurl
ElizabethGronlund& GachaGurl 22 күн мурун
My brother in law had a version of the switch a roo. He'd buy a pair of shoes and as soon as they got dirt or smudge on them he'd take them back and say they hurt his feet or some story and get a new pair. He kept that going for at least a year that I know of, quite possibly longer. They all thought it was quite hilarious. It was just one more reason I can't stand those particular in laws.
Kitterz 22 күн мурун
Exact description of two kids close in age! Mine are 17 mos apart and I’m glad they’re now adult teens.
Ryan 23 күн мурун
was that a F bonb Fartnado?lol
Dale Jones
Dale Jones 23 күн мурун
Paul Revere
Paul Revere 24 күн мурун
Fartnado just blew me over.
Karen Straw
Karen Straw 24 күн мурун
I used to stock overnight at Walmart, bizarre people. There were two women who smelled like cat pee. We had to febrezee the whole grocery side when they left.They came in every week.
Scott’s Aerial Videos
Scott’s Aerial Videos 18 күн мурун
Had one of those last week. She was in my area so long the ASM called a code brown because she thought somebody crapped in the tp again
Jesus Freak
Jesus Freak 26 күн мурун
I eat clown spiders on my channel
Bill MacDillard
Bill MacDillard 26 күн мурун
youtube is communist
Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers 26 күн мурун
Too many commercials a funny show kills.
Frank Norris
Frank Norris 27 күн мурун
He sounds a bit like Jim Gaffigan
Teija Hansen
Teija Hansen 27 күн мурун
He forgot one other reason to use self-checkout lanes: social anxiety.
David Sisson
David Sisson 28 күн мурун
Fart problem could easily be solved with a lit candle, methane is a flammable gas.
Scott’s Aerial Videos
Scott’s Aerial Videos 18 күн мурун
Blowing a blue angel
New Grandma
New Grandma 28 күн мурун
Sooo funny
Dont let It Bring You Down
Dont let It Bring You Down 28 күн мурун
91 theraflu video ads why theraflu u mock me with this many videos
Damarcus Mitchell
Damarcus Mitchell 28 күн мурун
Its getting worse
Leslie thats me
Leslie thats me 28 күн мурун
Cashier fantasy camp!!!! LOL
A.J. Young
A.J. Young 28 күн мурун
this guy is hilarious!
Alexandre Xerinda
Alexandre Xerinda 29 күн мурун
This is so funny, I had to pause for a laughing rest break 😂 my stomach is so sore.
John Matarazzo
John Matarazzo 29 күн мурун
92.5 percent of Santa's at walmart are undercover
John Matarazzo
John Matarazzo 29 күн мурун
You know your at a good walmart when the greeter is under 70
John Matarazzo
John Matarazzo 29 күн мурун
You know when your at a good walmart when theirs only 4 police cars
Deplorable Covfefe
Deplorable Covfefe 29 күн мурун
I was a contractor for Wal-Mart fixing those scooters, visited EVERY Wal-Mart in Ohio. They are NOT all the same, they reflect the neighborhoods their in. Cleveland was REALLY BAD. Columbus was all gentrified....fancy Wal-Mart's and ghetto Wal-Mart's. Most all Wal-Mart workers hate the place, Sams club workers love their jobs....wierd right? Wal-Mart is a training ground for managers... Good ones get promoted to Sam's clubs.
Cheesygamer42 29 күн мурун
Scared of clown spiders, ay? Just wait till ya see IT
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