Here's some timestamps for those who want to skip around between games in this feature length film: 1:01 - Red/Blue 9:57 - Gold/Silver 20:31 - Ruby/Sapphire 34:31 - Diamond/Pearl 51:10 - Black/White 1:19:55 - Black 2/White 2 1:37:14 - X/Y 2:15:51 - Sun/Moon Next video is Skyrim. Sorry this one took so damn long, and sorry for the ads. I kind of need them just because I didn't get anything out for 2 months. Thanks for your patience!

You missed 2 games, Colosseum and Colosseum 2. I'd like to see your takes on those. I feel that they are different enough from the handheld games that they warrant their own video. Thoughts?

I would sit and listen and watch to a 10-hour video of you just bitching about the plot of every major final fantasy game...

Out of all the places I least expected a Jojo referwnce, here we are

Still prefer Pokemon Colosseum my self

someone named mr pokemon is like someone named mr animal

Don't got a pokemon just grow a pair and fight em like a aman

But if they stopped using Pokémon to fight, Gyrados would kill them

Hate to be that guy, but does Anyone know what the song is at 59:52?

My friend: not your intentions I'm sure but this video slaps to fall asleep to. Very soothing to think about the fun of the old games while drifting off

You forgot green and yellow 🤣

Similar to the whole "Mario games are just Theatre plays" theory, what if the pokemon games are, in-universe, also some form of teambuilding game, to basically mass-produce battle-ready trainers. The badges would kinda be like Boyscout badges IRL, whereby you participate in simulations and situations st up to teach you how to do important survival things. This would explain why the adults seem incompetent, and kids are able to outdo the police; They're supposed to. and maybe every trainer gets a similar experience, kinda like an obstacle course. Or maybe I'm looking a little too hard into this.

“Take care of Pokémon” - Lance. *names Pokémon “Fuckyourself”

This guy is definitely thinking too hard about it, but someone's gotta do it

Why did you play the same game over and over

“Diantha’s theme is the weakest of the champion themes so far” have you heard Alder’s theme??

This video made me play my first actual Pokémon game (Go doesn't count), Emerald (the emulator didn't have red/blue by default and I didn't want to go find good rooms for them because I'm lazy)

I have grown a distaste towards glistening cave after I ran out of pokeballs trying to catch a Cubone Go on tell me I’m overreacting

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A few things In the manga falkner is a police officer Roxane was the strongest trainer in the school and in the anime is a teacher In the anime brawley is a professional surfer Team flares orig[by the way if you want an achievement kgpost.info/will/video/xmbYqnR8qXVknMk ]ins are explored in the anime as a group who started in a famine by handing out provisions and then people started to get greedy Malva saying “hero” isn’t an insult but a hint that that she’s connected to team flare and follows there beliefs, while others call you a hero you stopped her beliefs from coming true to her you would be a villain this is also supported by the fact she says big,bad team flare name one time big,bad ____ was used seriously. In omega ruby, alpha sapphire it’s implied AZs story continues as a person in sootopolis says a tall man planted the tree in the city and looking at the tree you can see AZ’s floettes flower By the way the reward above was a rickroll Guzma says that nihilego( the big jellyfish) was capable of possession The anime says that if lusamine isn’t freed from the motherbeast nihilego then she will die due to her life force slowly being drained by nihilego

Kyureshirem is a cool name...

When you are the Champion, your job is to challenge opponents IN THE CHAMPION'S AREA.

What? I just wached an 3 hour Video?

Magnolia is a disgrace of a professor she enslaved not 1 child not 2 children but no one

Think he'd talk about the remakes, platinum? And sword and shield

> reviews the story > doesn't play the better of the three games in the series that refines the story In Emerald team Magma and Aqua come off as actual eco-terrorist organizations (albeit kid friendly ones that are mostly staffed by shallow college students) rather than idiots that like to swim

The heartgold and soul silver rival i hate so badly. I'd rather have bede from sword and shield and i really don't like that guy

how can you complain about pokemon being formulated and then during b/w be like "i just wana challenge a gym :("

Pokemon games have storylines??

1:13:54 I'm surprised that you were baffled by the fact that there is an older one and a younger one in a pair of twins. Naturally a woman can only let one out at a time, therefore one will be older according to convention because they were "born first."

that huniepop soundtrack though

i really don't like when videos like this compare a fantasy world to the real world...

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Team aqua and team Magma are basically flat earthers lmao.

N is a dumb character in Black and White and no one can't say otherwise. Don't Fight me.

I’m gonna go drown myself ‘K?

cool

1:55:15 that guy has all his story and explanations In ORAS

Will you do gen 8?

this is still to this day the funniest video on the internet

FINALLY BLACK AND WHITE ARE GETTING SOME RECOGNITION

So just finished watching the silver/gold part of the vid...soo no mention of the Red battle? Okeh...

Team skull is one of the best teams, they must be a 10/10

I'm just wondering about your opinions on the characters and Team Yell on Sun and Shield?

I think what makes a good rival is if they make you want to beat them to a pulp and you feel good while doing it. Thus always making you want to one-up them and be better.

Hey jackass play emerald it’s different in the way that it’s just better

4:53 ♪Americaaa!!!! Fvck yeeeaahh!!! ♪

3 hours? HELL YES!

ultra sun and moon you get your starter like right away

It’s about honor .

This dude is so critical and has such a non understanding of Japanese culture it’s almost embarrassing to watch this lol joke video but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt

Considering Pokémon green was the first one out of that one version you should’ve started with Pokémon green instead of red

You either loved or hated b&w

Great video I wish I could replay every game now being 26 without knowing every single part of each game.!

Ruby and Saphire are my favourite games. Ebah

The cops in Gold/Silver don't help solve problems and just harass and attack the player? I don't know man, seems like the most realistic thing in the game.

Diantha had so little presence on the plot I thought the twist was going to be she was part of Team Flare.

And then Ultra Sun/Moon actively made the plot worse.

Honestly, my least favourite games are sun and moon, it has the best dialogue but I dislike Hau intensely and the cutscenes really drag... also it's my least favourite in terms of pokemon design , I like the grubbin line and mimikyu and the rest fall below my 25% least favorite

ok the fire type elite 4 member in kalos is the news caster and a team flare member. Which is why she covers up the “team flare doing bad shit” stories and scolds you for saving the world

Gaia is the best gba game by far

Gary beats the Elite 4 with 10 years old, just to hear his grandpa saying he is disappointed with him because he lost to Red. Seriously fck Dr. Oak LMAO

In the pokemon manga the gym leaders have a large selection of pokemon teams that they have and select from based on how many badges the challenger has. Leaving it to be in the manga most of the gyms can be tackled in any order you please

Ultra ball thought you needed a master ball

Platinum will forever be my favorite game. I still play it on my original DS.

2:19:56 near paniola, his raichu did give me real shoots!! As raichu is like the *most irritating pokemon in history!!* Literally I had to use 15 paralyze heals and about 10 super potions. Damn I needed a rock/ground pokemon!!

I can't imagine playing all the games and writing a 3 hour script about em. Good stuff

Fun fact, even though the video is old: There is kind of an alternative ending in the Pokemon Ranger series. At one point, you have to safe a boat and if you fail putting the plug back in (yes...yes, an actual plug), the boat actually sinks, pretty much alluding to killing everyone on board.

Btw the reason tierno shauna and Trevor have high level Pokémon is just for a gameplay thing so the fight isn’t just oko everything they have it doesn’t mean anything lore wise

Except for the harsh plot criticism which IS mostly true I really love this vid how it’s just almost 3 hours of really funny Pokémon gameplay in the style that I love

There is a reason why sun and moon cost $20 while black, white, heart gold cost $45-50 despite being older games

Black and white suck in every way

Team Rocket are my fav villians. its a pokemon Mafia and they are fairly good at their job when Red isnt around. the manga shows how brutal stuff is, like a scyther cutting a arbok in half. red is powerful and then becomes a boss in the next game. most trainers in the world arnt nearly as strong as he is so team rocket can easily beat them. Team Yell are my second favs just cause they arnt bad, they just wanna support their towns main trainer. i also like the sun and moon villian team (not the scientists) because they arnt actualy evil or trying to destroy the world, just wanna be gangsters.

20:30 always get the third version of the games salt. ya can get everything then. so emerald and Platinum were my faves. especially emerald.

"I'm telling you right now that this ginyu force pose could cause my Pokemon to animorph into a human that has the knowledge to cure cancer and I wouldn't do it if I had stage 4 Leukemia." My Dad died from brain cancer. I fucking howled, bruh. SUBscribe. Holy shit. 😂😂😂 PS What's ginyu(?) force?

Getsis was way harder than N

I've watched so much Pokemon 'Bridged, those voices are canonical in my head.

blue is an anagram for lube

i think it'd be neat if there were pokemon villains that had common sense but followed the orders of a kind of crazy boss, and like have them blame management when they lose or something

The sinnoh game’s are my favourites because the where my first games

b&w was awesome

A jellyfish alien randomly appears from a wormhole, so lovecraftian that its mere existence is slowly tearing apart the fabric of reality itself Your trainer: 0u0

Can we all just apprecaite that team aqua leader called his gang “simps”

It’s also worth mentioning part of Silver’s arc was him bonding with his Golbat which will only evolve to Crobat with enough Friendship.

'pokemon swold'

You can have twins that are of different ages. One simply came out a few seconds before the other. Boom, older brother, younger brother. This does in fact happen.

I always fall asleep watching some random video on KGpost be it something I like or something I’ve watched before but then when I wake up without fail for some reason this video always ends up playing...

30 minutes in and all I'm hearing is a snarky dismissal of children's games through nitpicks and plotholes. Do you understand what a children's game is? Your analysis is useless if you can't understand the games on their own terms. This whole video is just an adult squinting at a children's story and nasally deriding it for being a children's story.

Your surprised kids have authority in this world? This is the same universe that sends 11 year olds out in the wild with supernatural creatures by themselves.

You probably aren’t allowed into the area with blackouts because of all the looters there

Standing by for Sword and Shield thrashing-I mean, review.

Salt is such a good dude. Puts out these huge videos that take a ton of work, and rarely has ads, and when he does... he apologizes for it and gives a good reason as to why he had a couple ads. Such a chill guy. If I had money to give, I'd give it to you my man

Oh boy I get to bully another person who pronounces "Chasm" with a soft Ch.

"Team Plasma comes in on their final fantasy airship and just. Blizzagas the city.

Wow.. Pokémon really sucks

How did I stumble upon an incels of America meeting?

You should have done emerald instead of Sapphire, the plot of two idiot teams competing with each other while some ten year old takes them all down is great

You should do sword and sheild

Actually in the gen 3 games there is a trainer on cycling road who says that your bike has Rydel written all over it, so it's kind of like you advertising for him, he just doesn't tell you that you are

I had no idea Steve Buscemi played pokemon and had a youtube channel. Really mind blowing.