Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing exclusive golf clubs. Bert tells the story of when he learned about racial slurs as a child, and they have fun watching videos of disgusting toenails, dilated pore removals, and navel stones. They react to getting shouted-out on 85 South, and recall how they got into hip-hop. They take a look at the SUBEAP submissions they got, their take on the PLASTT phenomenon, and discuss their best and worst strip club experiences. Bert also shares how he got mistaken for a Trump supporter on Instagram.

Patrice Fullhart
Patrice Fullhart 23 саат мурун
Best revenge movie EVER is Salton Sea with Val Kilmer! check it out
Ryno 2 күн мурун
Come to Australia and try and tell someone not to say "retard" 😂😂😂
Marcos Rodriguez
Marcos Rodriguez 4 күн мурун
Tim and ryan!
Brennan Weaver
Brennan Weaver 6 күн мурун
LeAnne or Bobby lee are tied
mmaassoo 10 күн мурун
Smart Tim. This is under YMH
Evan Atwood
Evan Atwood 19 күн мурун
Barf got a job from a guy called cheese Hmmmmmmmm
Crystal Elliott
Crystal Elliott 20 күн мурун
Best guess bear was LeeAnn
TheEmzley 20 күн мурун
Tim Dillon
Austin Murray
Austin Murray 21 күн мурун
If we could get bert on a game show I'm almost certain we could recreate the South Park scene where Randy thinks he knows the answer and shouts the n word with a giant smile
Chris Heryla
Chris Heryla 22 күн мурун
Lmao playing Pac-Man 😂😂😂
Oliver Dansinger
Oliver Dansinger 23 күн мурун
best is bert and push
Mayvous *
Mayvous * 24 күн мурун
Best guest was Bobby Lee
rajveer khanduja
rajveer khanduja 25 күн мурун
ryan sickler A HUNDRED PERCENT
Funny Stuff
Funny Stuff 25 күн мурун
41:20 has Toms best expression ever
Michael Stevens
Michael Stevens 26 күн мурун
Law abiding citizen?
Gage Mainus
Gage Mainus 27 күн мурун
11B BQ
11B BQ 28 күн мурун
It's awesome seeing a guy laugh at politics and messing with his kids for a giggle. Of course two teenagers are pissed about politics they definitely don't understand. As if 2020 hasn't proven we got fucked by both sides. Let's just talk and laugh and chill.
chloe kruger
chloe kruger Ай мурун
leanne forsure
COOGS12 Ай мурун
Naval stones! Lmfao
wesoldiersallday Ай мурун
"It'll be fun we'll have a good time" 1:25:50
Favorite guest Bear was Ryan Sickler, Tim Dillon was a close second
Union Wireman
Union Wireman Ай мурун
WATTson Ай мурун
Put a 3 musketeers in the freezer, it’ll change your life. Same with a zero bar
Ashleysart Attack
Ashleysart Attack Ай мурун
I’m 27 and my parents have never heard me curse once. I didn’t start until I was like 17 and in college. And still, I have never cursed with my mother around ever. And it’s not something I was taught. My parents were always trying to pressure me to curse. But I never did.
Broken Routine Podcast
Broken Routine Podcast Ай мурун
Jason Allnatt
Jason Allnatt Ай мурун
Tim dillon was favorite guest host
Steve N. Brule
Steve N. Brule Ай мурун
Law Abiding Citizen is a pretty badass movie
Jake Wick
Jake Wick Ай мурун
Ryan sickler by far
"i guess you can use tinder and not fuck them" and that's how 2020 ended. HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Recist to psychopathic murder. Fun conversation
Jack Miles
Jack Miles Ай мурун
Bert’s Joey impression is pretty good tbh
jarl-caysen Ай мурун
1:22:00 joke all you want but i believe ron funches when he says it was night and day with his kid.
Mickala Kabeary
Mickala Kabeary Ай мурун
Labs do thousands of vaccine trials before the vaccine is even approved for the public. If somone were to "grow a tail" they would know during the trials.
jarl-caysen Ай мурун
you're right, they would know. except they also don't care and would roll it out anyway!
Johan Ludvigsson
Johan Ludvigsson Ай мурун
I just realised how to reveal the people that run the world, just invite Bert to the Bilderbergmeating
Epic Guy
Epic Guy Ай мурун
Bobby all the way
Brandon Brawner
Brandon Brawner Ай мурун
this made me feel rat ass
Brandon Brawner
Brandon Brawner Ай мурун
that black family was racist as fuck they called him honky and all kinds of shit then it gets unplugged when burt drops the bomb
nathan garcia
nathan garcia Ай мурун
I hate bert.
Trevor Carlisle
Trevor Carlisle Ай мурун
Bert makes me feel a lot better about my personal vices.
Hide Yah Mom
Hide Yah Mom Ай мурун
Best guest bear is Lee Anne or Sickler
Cameojoe Ай мурун
How many times I gotta hear bert tell the same dumb fucking strip club story!? I get that he does multiple shows an all but that story really isn't funny enough to repeat this many times... wish tom would jump in and remind him when he does this shit.
john y
john y Ай мурун
Leanne and bobby were great but I loved how Tom set up the episode with Leanne! Her episode was the best imo. Also I could tell tom was finally breathing through his nose on those episodes too. #BertSmells #BertFucksDogs
john y
john y Ай мурун
I cant stop screaming law abiding citizens
Average Joe Gaming
Average Joe Gaming Ай мурун
Finally someone other than me is blown away by Busta Rhymes growth. Dude is yoked af
Tommy L
Tommy L Ай мурун
Bobby lee
Dave Gammon
Dave Gammon Ай мурун
“I wouldn’t trust something my best friend made, but I’d trust anything big pharma forced me to take.” I wouldn’t trust Burt either, but at least I know he doesn’t profit from my illness.
Dave Gammon
Dave Gammon Ай мурун
Anyone having a political flag should never really be “Outrageous”. Ppl are so fucking dumb.
cakright Ай мурун
Best Guest Bear-Bobby Lee
11BangBang Ай мурун
As someone from Indiana who has frequented Ft. Wayne.... Can’t blame him. 😂
allenc1091 Ай мурун
At 1:00:34 Bert says "A broken femur is a game changer." Foreshadowing....? LOLLLLL
Noe Garcia Jr
Noe Garcia Jr Ай мурун
Kelli bell
Kelli bell Ай мурун
Bobby lee was the best best guest bear
Erasmo Flores
Erasmo Flores Ай мурун
The leann story where she dove off the bike was the funniest part to me idk why!
David Mills
David Mills Ай мурун
Between Sickler and Dillon #bestguestbear
Bobby Ludlam
Bobby Ludlam Ай мурун
1:04:00 I'm screaming!!! law abiding citizen
TrapHunt Ай мурун
So Bert's daughter is dating D'elia, and Joey busted his fingers up with a hammer? Poor D'elia, dude can't catch a break, unless it's his fingers.
Logan S
Logan S Ай мурун
This is how advertisements should be done
Scott W
Scott W Ай мурун
Bert, I know you and your wife are doing your best, but your kids are very dumb.
Christian Hopkins
Christian Hopkins Ай мурун
NAVEL STONES NAVEL STONES , i think bart came a little
Weston Forced-last-name-display
Weston Forced-last-name-display Ай мурун
42:25 I feel like at this moment Tom finally started questioning legitimately the sanity of Chrysler
catcruz35 Ай мурун
12 fucken burgers 🍔 😂
kyla marie
kyla marie Ай мурун
Ok but wasn’t the word “idiot” a diagnosis at one point too tho?
Brian HL
Brian HL Ай мурун
hey mommies, did you hear? burnt has been made to feel like a less valuable white person due to a very biased inflection. we need to not only support burnt, but also to demand an official apology from rapper t.i., you know, that _black man._
zergintrest Ай мурун
Bert don't worry. Your N word story, I feel, is a story of someone being wrong, getting told so, and was explained on why they were wrong. And admitting that they, in the past, were wrong and accepts it. Cuz you learned, and you applied that to your life. Everybody was wrong at some point. It's how you changed. But, fuck what do I know.
Peter Rabbit
Peter Rabbit Ай мурун
So this week how did Bert justify being hungover?
Dennis Cadieux
Dennis Cadieux Ай мурун
Lots of people still can and do use the word retard. Get out of the LA echochamber.
Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee Ай мурун
i miss sickler he doesnt talk about killing people
Mike R
Mike R Ай мурун
1) Sickler 2) Leann 3) Tim Dillon 4) Please don't do Bobby Lee again
마마맘마마마마마ᅡ Ай мурун
This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”
terry winston
terry winston Ай мурун
wow bert's podcast numbers for bertcast have plummeted big time. think tom and bill will b cutting the bert tethering dead weight soon.
TMAN Ай мурун
trolrtkorjkhgjdn Ай мурун
bert is so annoying when he talks about editing stuff out but I think its a holdout from his days on tv
Stephen Jenkins
Stephen Jenkins Ай мурун
Wow - Tom actually got to speak a bit in this one, just like if he were a person and not just Bert's sounding board.
Michael Gibson
Michael Gibson Ай мурун
I love how people nervous about this vaccine are grouped in with anti-vaccers. It has been rushed through the process and it's an all new form of vaccine. If you're not nervous you got something wrong with you. The other vaccines have a long track record. And oh all the doctors told me? Doctors are wrong LITERALLY all the time
Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz
Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz Ай мурун
Nadav didn't knew that Bert is talking about Law Abiding Citizen. Jeebus.
Jeff Harambe
Jeff Harambe Ай мурун
I've watched every episode of this podcast, and I think this one has to be one of the best. The part when they're talking about revenge for hurting their families made me think of Cersei Lannister and what she says to Septa Unella: Septa: "I am ready to meet my God" Cersei "You think you're going to die today??? Right now????? You are not going to die for quite some time."
Trevor Payne
Trevor Payne Ай мурун
Best guess 100% Ryan
C B Ай мурун
LeeAnn was the best substitute bear ever!!!
Miranda Daigle
Miranda Daigle Ай мурун
Ryan sickler
Christian Denmark
Christian Denmark Ай мурун
The male cellar worrisomely offend because clipper biologically drain vice a alert buffer. ignorant, burly tulip
Maria Zielinski
Maria Zielinski Ай мурун
Tie between Bobby & Tim
robert mathews
robert mathews Ай мурун
Todd Durbin
Todd Durbin Ай мурун
Sickle cell
Marshall McDonough
Marshall McDonough Ай мурун
1. tym dillen 2. rian siqler 3. bobbee lee 4. leehan chrystals (sorry leehan ur super funny but its kinda unfair when ur being compared to comedians)
Otaku Andy
Otaku Andy Ай мурун
Watching this shroomed out , Bert is fat asf lmfao
Jose Arteaga
Jose Arteaga Ай мурун
Best guest bear!!! Ryan Sickler, or anyone that doesn’t fuck dogs!
alex soares
alex soares Ай мурун
Bobby Lee
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz Ай мурун
35:02 Anh biết nhiều về Thuốc Mê không? Còn em gói gọn lại đó là anh ⌨
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz Ай мурун
12:11 Để hôm nay gục đầu trong nỗi nhớ 👞
Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders Ай мурун
Ryan Sickler was the best
Lighthouse094 Ай мурун
I guess you are teaching tolerance eh Bert?
Lighthouse094 Ай мурун
My daughter's don't know anything but they are anti Trump. Yup makes sense. SMH
BonBon Ай мурун
Let Tim talk! Brett has about 10 not that exciting stories that he tells over and over. The stripper story.....ugh. I still cannot tell if Tim’s memory is that shit or if he just endures it. Bring back any if the guest hosts. Sickler is the best. Bobby Lee is also the best.
Spencer Stutesman
Spencer Stutesman Ай мурун
I love hearing Bert tell stories that he’s already told on the podcast like he’s never told them before 🤣🤣🤣
Daniel Dominguez
Daniel Dominguez Ай мурун
Bert is obviously racist...
Jason Miller
Jason Miller Ай мурун
Best guest bear by a long shot was LeAnn
Saint BoPo
Saint BoPo Ай мурун
This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”
Icthus at Arms
Icthus at Arms Ай мурун
More Bobby Lee! But Dillon and Sickler were awesome too!
Ryan Cassar
Ryan Cassar Ай мурун
James Hall
James Hall Ай мурун
My favorite guest bear was Liann or how ever you spell that shit
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